Looking at it you get this sudden urge to jump in... I have seen many holes in my life, but that dark one over there is something else! What a strange phenomenon... Whoah... It sounds crazy, I know dude! But not really! Heheheheh! Don't tell me you were actually jumping seriously this whole time? I almost feel sorry for you... Yellow Shoes Get a broader perspective and you're gonna get the money flowing in no time! Still out of luck, huh. Friend! Oh! Oh! Friend? Ah yes... Remember to do your own research, my man! Darkness is a solid, not merely the absence of light! Considering The Hole, it's obvious... It emits a large presence. Bog Production Assistant This civilization had entire buildings containing massive bodies of water, Amongst the ruins are engravings that depict people swimming in water, next to a large structure. just so they could bathe whenever they felt like! Moulding Manor Crafted by a distinguished master, with these you'll get to that babe in no time! Since I like you I'll cut you a deal... Greetings! These boots are fit for a legendary hero! For only [gold_count] measly gold, they are yours! What do you say, eh? Such a smooth trade it was - Magpies are easy to deal with! Best deal I've made in a long time! I traded some ham for a whole piece of gold the other day. Or was there? Maybe that was just a hypothetical situation... I think there's some really bad guys that want to come here. I'm supposed to keep a look-out. Great for those steep climbs! Only [gold_count] gold, and you will stand steady forever! Never slip with these expert-jumpers' boots! Please wait a minute would you! I am in the middle of a breakthrough in my research! I could watch you fall for an eternity without getting bored! Please, try to prove me wrong! Hehehe! There is a nice and safe place just above the tree! Heh, heh, heh... I find it very peculiar to bathe with your pet fish... It's bizarre to own a pet fish at all if you ask me! I have found some etchings clearly illustrating a wave of water. The people living here were very fond of taking long swims with their pet fish! All Babes are the same... Stop your delusional struggle already, the truth is right here! ... It is much more comfortable than blindly chasing a lie, you know. Why don't you have a seat right over there? I'm not done watching you! I hope you're not about to give up! Hahaha! If we can not reach the top. How could a lady ever do it? Spanish Objective: Get to the babe at the top! Ahh... You're back! Did you see my wife up there? She is wonderful! Brightcrown Woods New jumpers like you are so much fun! You still know nothing! It's just what I'd be able to sell them for to some dumb troll. I'm telling you, they're not really worth [gold_count] silver. Not enough? No big deal. Hole and Night Sky, made from the same material? Damn... Interesting... The dark hole is at least as dark as the night sky itself! Whoa... This is groundbreaking... You should just give up! No, wait... I believe you will make it! Heh, heh, heh... Business Manager Button <string> Oh? You found [gold_count] fragments of Ghost Lady, my wife!? I need them very much! Thank you! Now if you will excuse me... I have a date waiting! Oh, I almost forgot! Here, take my shoes! Equip Hee, hee, hee... So I... Borrowed... this potion from a merchant, I think it gave me special powers! Haha! You're back again! Where did you go? Trade chains. I started with an old spoon, and look at me now! Wanna know the secret to fast cash? One word: At this pace I'm gonna be living in a grand mansion soon. Oh yeah! 302: Loud snoring noises. Complained of the food two times. "Behaviour Report". (next page) Ruling: Added sentence of one month for bad behavior." Ruling: 2 weeks in the outdoor cells." 413: Farted loudly everyday, definitely in order to provocate. 205: Makes a lot of noise, constantly shouts at the guards. (next page) Ruling: Added sentence of four months for bad behaviour and planned relocation to cell 309." Quit Not enough gold eh? As usual... The cloud means that they had developed flying technology, and the structure means that they built their own wings! I found this enormous painting on one of the walls recently! It depicts a great structure, stretching way up in the clouds. You have reached the end of your path. All men are not made from the same fibre... Go back now, to your roots in the underworld. Above the storm? Do not make me laugh. Black Sanctum A mailbox with the label "Complaints" on the side. It seems to be overfull. You and I are so much alike, we always fall! Although I fall for my wife! Ohoh! Bug's Note Keep your crown and find your own way to the other world? One night I had too much to drink and traded my horse for a lonely tree! Worst deal ever is what I thought - until there a man in need of taking a leak walked by! Traded him the tree for 5 gold! Not too shabby if you ask me! But we are the higher kind, masters of will. We rule by right of might and determination alone. The weak witless mass are fit only to be commanded. Will he prove himself as one who has risen above? Give Up Who could live in such harsh conditions? No, a lady could never live up there. That wench gives us these glimpses of hope. But the nasty witch knows we will never reach her. It doesn't matter to her! She gets a kick out of putting gentlemen like you and me down like this... But I can't leave now! I've been sitting in this cage here for a while! Hehehahaha! Not while you are still around to amuse me! Forfeit your crown and take a shortcut to the other world? Hey, pal. Did you get the [gold_count] silver? An impressive fur-lined cape. It emanates regal power. But it seems like you are enjoying yourself! People usually don't stay for long! You don't have to worry about me, I'm having a blast, too! I take it you're trying to get to the Babe? I used to be like you... People say those statues give bad luck. Foolish superstition. Great Frontier One of my subjects shall have to tell you sometime. Did I ever to you sing the story of how the greatest King became me? ... No? Well, brag I'd rather not. A small silver coin. There is a portrait of an old man on one side of it. Lookin' for aught in the way of Smoking hot Babes? Behold boys, another loser on the way to disappointment! I hate to break it to thee, amigo, but thou got played for a fool! Hahaha! Hahaha! ...eeh ... eat ... ...yes of course ... mumble ... eeh ... ...mumble ... mumble ... oh yes ... ...what if ... humn... ...what then ... eeh ... ...in the air ... hmm ... ...her ... hmm... ...mumble ... what? ... eeh... ... hmm ... so high up ... ... Where was I ... Ahh yes! "...fear...wrath...structure...water...ruin!" If you fill in the holes you'll get this: There are glyphs in the ruins describing the history of this place. I recently deciphered a text that had some words lost through the tear of time and weather. In fear of the wrath of the fishes, we built big structures filled with water for them! Doing this saved us from ruin! Finally the solution to the riddle. That's why they built all those bath houses! OBS recommended settings: Window capture in OBS, use borderless in-game. Windswept Bluff We art godlike! Tis the only reason we need. Stick to the mud, little guy! Y'see these wings? We can swiggity swoop wherever we desire, dawg! ... You are at your limit, it is not your destiny to reach the top. Written in destiny is this: Man shall reach the peak of his ability, but no further. Your childish struggle - should you continue - will gain you nothing but misery and regret. Delete Save Mushroom Hahaha! Stay forever! Forever! Forever! I'm going out of business unless I can sell these boots! Treasure our token well... A passage has appeared in Redcrown Woods. Go there and investigate the Ghost of the Babe. Console Credits That helmet seems to come in handy! Or is it your thick skull that cushions you when you fall? Hee, hee, hee... Yes, yes. I can sense it, I'm nearing a breakthrough! Any moment now! Aha! No wait... That's not it... Any time now though! I love her! My wife is so beautiful! Ooh... Mmhh! I can't wait until she comes to visit again! It's all I can think about! This statue has great detail to it, but it is merely a homage to the Babe of legend. I have not yet uncovered what the actual Babe looks like... Bind Secondary buttons If he could just take my shift when I have to take an emergency break we could do our jobs fine. If he would just straighten up... I have stomach problems, you know? Legend has it there is a<newline>smoking hot babe at the top... Hoh, hoh, hoh... I bet the top is right above the flowery meadows! The babe cannot be much farther than that! and then selling them as an exclusive rarity. Heh heh! What I'm trying to say is that I made a fortune by picking the trees clean of apples in an entire region, What happens is apples are now in high demand.Eh, you follow me? What happens if all of the apples suddenly disappear? Say you can get an apple for 1 copper from your local farmer. To be honest they're not really worth [gold_count] silver, but that's the market price alright! Still not enough huh? Don't look at me like that, I can sell them to some troll instead if you don't want 'em anymore! It is I the all-mighty Mountain King, and a kind ruler I am. Indeed, at the expense of the court I provide my subjects with some mushrooms once every now and then. A charitable King, am I not? Ahh, I already feel better! I have waited so long for you to return! Scan for devices The people living here were obsessed with water! But all the water in this area dried out. This caused them to abandon the area. never grasping how pitifully weak their will is and the meaninglessness of their squirming - until they reach their end. They meander through their lives with no direction nor control, What, you want these huge boots? That's funny! They probably won't fit you, but I won't stop you from buying 'em! I'd say I could get [gold_count] silver for them from any troll. So that's gonna be the price! Hi again! Man that's a nice crown you have there. You wanna trade it for something? Not for trade, I see... Anyway tell me if you find something you want. Those jumps in the storm up there? Not humanly possible. Golden Cap Managing Director Get back up there again! Go on! Hehehehe! I'd like to watch you fall some more! Not me! Thanks to my wife I am so happy! Some people go mad from being in this place! I love my wife! It is I! No one greater there is in this world, you see. Ask anyone in the world you could, who the most gentle, modest and biggest king is. Each and every one you asked the same answer would give you. Attempt : <number> - Session <number> Try jumping straight up. The wind will carry you to the side. Did you know there is a secret jumping strategy in the wind? I actually invented that technique myself. Ah, I understand you can't afford them, times are hard indeed... But I need my gold! And you need these boots! Stock is running low! Buy while you can! [gold_count] gold! She has been doing this forever. Luring completely innocent people like us into struggling for her! She knows where we will end up in the end. How many have suffered the same fate? Dozens? Hundreds? Thousands... There is something in the rubble. It looks like a large stone nose half-buried in the ground! I prefer the delights of this here bog! What do you eat, anyway? Hoh, hoh, hoh... Jump Left again! Left! Right! Left! Right! Jump around! Nyihihi! I met this really stingy guy when you were away - I was just thinking of you! Well, do you have the [gold_count] silver? What, the boots? You should too! I'm just taking a break at the moment! Heh, heh, heh... Reverts in <number> People don't seem to have an eye for quality, but I do. The top way to make easy money is to take garbage and make it look fancy! Needless to say he didn't get as far. When I first started there was another also attempting. Thou didn't drink any, right? Hahaha! Or take a leak in it! The water got frozen in time, but thou can still drink it. ... ... ... ... Unlike you, I learned from my mistake! I never tried again! Hee, hee, hee... You met my friend with the grey beard? A true scholar, my hat goes off to him! Hahahahehe! Have you ever tried not to fall on your face? Hehehe! It is funnier for me when you do! Never mind! ... Now hand 'em over! I gotta say I had my doubts. But you pulled through for the higher cause! Whoa, dude! You got the mushrooms! And here is the garment to prove it! Off you go now! You're an official scholar of the forest, bro! Oh yeah! Huh? Puzzling... I can not stop thinking about this statue here! It is a representation of the Babe, but why did they build it without a head? Nevermind. You have quite the audacity, posing as the Jump King like that. Go ahead if you are curious, but I am sure we will meet again. I should warn you, up ahead is an impenetrable pass. That crown..!? Hey! Wait a minute! A replica, I am sure... ...No, it cannot be... It's not every day you see a new face around here! Hey! I'm trying to sell these huge boots I've got to some passing giant or troll... What I'm doing here? What, you want 'em? They don't fit me, so I figured why not try to make a quick buck instead of throwing 'em out? I'd say I could get [gold_count] silver for them from any troll. So that's gonna be the price! That's funny! They probably won't fit you, but I won't stop you from buying 'em! How come two bottles of milk can have a different price? Because people think that one of them is of greater quality, yeah. Wanna know how to sell something that is overpriced? The key is how you present your offer. "To-do-list" Clean cell 205, Re-stock sunflower seeds, Hose prisoners, Feed the birds. Not everyone has the stamina for a journey such as that. Through all of my kingdom you have been? Quite a travel to make, little one. Whatever you do, don't go near it! Before you go I gotta warn you! There is a dark hole over there... Anyways my dude, better get started looking for those mushrooms! Gold Ring We will never reach the top. Why do you even try? From where do you get all that vigor? Quite a small little creature you are. But never seem you to stop jumping around. A world of difference, right? You're welcome! Music False Kings' Castle Magic Crown This will never get old! It doesn't matter how many times I see you fall! Hahahah! Halted Ruin Found it all laying around on the floor huh? Your lucky day I suppose! How in the world did you scratch that silver together then? Come on bud, spill the beans, I'm curious! Soon I will get a glance! I look up from time to time! Hee, hee, hee… I'm so happy! Friend, pal, my buddy! Indeed... Just as I suspected. It follows that the empty air of the dark hole is the origin of death. Therefore ground and solid is the origin of life. The ground and mud is a place for mushrooms, and veggies. We may put him in one of the 500-cells to shake him up a bit. As usual chances for recovery are low. "Incident Report" After we came back from the evacuation prisoner 205 appeared to be in terror. Credits Oh, you don't have [gold_count] gold on you? I'm afraid the price point is at the bare minimum... ...doubter... h... h-ater... m... m-eaning... worthless... "reason"… ...told me no... I feel sorry for you, since you don't have a wife like me! You are missing out, pal! Ohoh! Stay a while longer! Hihihi! Ghost Fragment Deep Ruin "...fear... ...wrath... ...structure... ...water... ...ruin!" You're here for the boots I reckon Welcome back, brother. I'll let 'em go for [gold_count] silver like I said! I must say, that's a real nice crown you got there! Oh, it's you again! Did you find it in these ruins? Truly something to rest one's eyes on! "Babe X Thomas of Tawny" There is a more recent engraving underneath. "Babe X Kurt of Kelp" There is a crossed out engraved message... I never want to leave! It feels so good. The longer I sit, the more comfortable I feel! Return to the pit from where you first crawled out. You seek my advice yet again? I shall let you in on a secret. ... Your blood is not that of a King. but it seems as though the clientele is quite limited! I came here to offer my wares, It is rational to stay here. I'm perfectly happy without that witch! It was no defeat, it was merely the logical course of action... I don't need her... Ah, yes. Save Load Sound Effects If you are anything like the others, this might just make for a good show! Hehehe! Hello there heh heh! I haven't seen you around here before! Well done, still! Hahahahah! But I think it would be even better if you put even more force into your falls! Aaahh... That sound is like music to my ears! The Tower of Antumbra She is held captive by demons at The Top, but she visits me in spirit! Yes! She is my wife! Hey, pal! Have you seen Ghost Lady? Help me find more! I will give you my shoes! I think... [gold_count] of her fragments should be enough to last a while! She comes every day, motivating me to save her! She leaves these fragments for me! I just can't get enough of them! Hoh? Ooh? Yippie! A friend! Happy happy! Play, play! Quite large boots. If you tried to walk in these you would probably look stupid. mmh... c- can it be... *sniff* ...another dream... ...her s... s... sc-ent... I can hardly take my eyes off the details of this statue here! Truly captivating! Oh, where did you come from? Pardon me, it's just that these ruins are so fascinating! Hidden Kingdom I give you extra good price, only for you! Do you see this quality? Luxurious snake skin leather... [gold_count] gold! Are you sure? Hahaha! I'm kidding, I'm kidding! Hey watch thy jumpin'! Thou art asking to get time frozen, punk! Why thou gotta be taking everything so seriously, little man! Brazilian Portugese Man, my fellow scholar! Shouldn't be too hard to get through! There is a huge cabin above the sewers! Hee, hee, hee... Jump around! Nyihihi! Jump Left again! Left! Right! Left! Right! You don't have even as little as [gold_count] gold? Oh well... No! You think I am miserable? Unhappy? I thrive here... I am free! Heh, heh, heh... Your tent is looking pretty comfortable there... Am I right? If some sod enters our turf unbidden, we usually toss 'em back in the bog! But we shan't bother thee. Cos it seems thou wanna do it thyself! She will not be worth it... Still struggling I see. Then you will see the light, like I did. Clear your mind! Have a lie down in the mud. Embrace it. What is your favorite color? Mine is green! *belp* HRRRRRRRRRKH- HRRRKH! Hrrkh! Oh... I'm sure you will find some gold one day! It's merely [gold_count] gold after all! Forever longer! Never leave this place! You will play with us for a while longer! Mushrooms Ghost of the Babe Default He's so useless, my brother. He's just sitting there... By now we are supposed to patrol the area. Me? I'm taking my break, it's his shift now. It's not lying if you just leave some blanks for 'em to fill in, right? It's easy to up the value of an item. You just gotta make people believe it's the quality stuff! That dark hole over there looks like it's up to something..! If you want to sell a bottle of water, all you have to do is to take a piss in the water reservoir. That's what I call monopoly. Because you're blue! You look like a fish! A funny-looking mushroom. It would be best not to smell it... I hate them! I have to save her! I love her! I can't believe those demons! Nasty demons! Why! Why hold MY wife hostage? Lost Frontier Swaying to and fro between useless addictions they move ever closer to their final end. Man has a propensity for clouding their mind with hollow temptations. Will he prove to us his freedom from this rot? Hoh, hoh, hoh... I came up with a new strategy to get to the babe! Just don't fall! If I were you I'd avoid that old castle, too risky in there! You should take the shortcut outside! Heh, heh, heh... ...i... i-s it her? ...the noise? a voice? ...s... s... s-oothe me... ...go to m... m... m-eet her... Animation Heh, heh, heh... have you thought about jumping up? Instead of falling down, Even if you succeeded, she would refuse you. You are doomed to fail. I read it in your soul. ... You shall never make it to the babe of legend. For you are an insignificant, small and ugly creature. Retry Like you The fairies seem to do. Never they want to stop playing with you, they sing to me. The Babe and her kind are vile creatures. And you would do well to get that into your skull. There will never be a day of retribution. Stop entertaining your false ideas of hope. Hahaha! You lost, little man? The exit is down there! Come again! Equip You may as well give up. The path ahead is impossible to traverse. You can thank me later. Try doing a full jump to the right. You won't regret it. Right here, you wanna jump to the right side. I know this town inside out. Esteemed dude of truth seeking! Can you scratch my head? It's started to itch! Psst, brother! Help a brother out, would you? My wife used to scratch it, but she's busy now! Blood Red Stone Press <string> Don't you think they smell good? Have you seen the flowers on top of the tree? Hee, hee, hee... The wind is getting inside... But it's too much work to seal the entrance. "ATTENTION ALL STAFF! WHEN THE BIRDS ARE SOUNDING, STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING AND BEGIN EVACUATION. FOLLOW INSTRUCTIONS RECIEVED AT THE MEETING POINT." Winged boots, only [gold_count] gold! With these boots, you will soar through the sky like a bird! You and I are so alike! Except I have a wife! I love her! It's okay, pal! Not everyone can have the perfect life! Ohoh! Philosopher's Forest How is it that sometimes I feel not your presence? Oh, it is you again. As if you disappear from the world. sniff..! ...It reeks! Oh yes... oh yes it does..! ... ...Woman… Hoh, hoh, hoh... I like them more than the green ones! Could you bring me some of those red leaves? Yippie! A friend! Happy happy! Hoh? Ooh? Play, play! The Blood Red Stone has not been delivered to us. We would advise him to consider his judgement - if he wants to retain any hope to receive our favour... What are you going to do? Cry maybe? Heh, heh, heh... would someone not have found her by now? If she really was at the top - It's sucking at me, dude... Just look at it! Can you feel the dark hole? It wants to get rid of me... Ever since I figured out its secrets! Just one more nibble on this mushroom first... But the truth will spread! Yeah, bro, I'm gonna make sure of it. Ok I am pleased to offer my premium selection to a connoisseur such as yourself! Oh my! Royalty visiting my humble boutique? Since you are clearly a man of fine taste, I will offer you an exclusive deal of [gold_count] gold for these fantastic boots! This is an exquisite pair of boots, crafted with attention to the finest detail... Is my lord interested? [gold_count] is still too steep a price huh? Well, I'm not running a charity here alright? There is no proof that she exists. Character & Background Design Is that mud on your face? ...or something else? Hee, hee, hee... Traditional Chinese Localization Yep! That is definitely something I have not seen before! Let me check! Ooh, I think I found something new! Ghost Fragments Hihihi! Or perhaps..? The Queen is a beauty... but she ain't my Queen! Or is she? Nay, man... Hahaha! A frilly cloth-like fragment. It has an alluring aura. Meow! ...! Oh- *sigh* Hello. I don't think you're supposed to be here... Or was it someone else that wasn't allowed? How come you don't land on your feet instead of your face? Meow? ... ... ... ... False Kings' Keep Cap But it's kinda bright outside, you know? It could sting if I opened them. I think they're gonna get stuck like this if I don't open them... I better open my eyelids... That the stuff, just like I want it! C'mon now, don't stop! Don't give me that look! Anyways, we all agreed that dark hole is not allowed in our community! The veggies and mushooms around here and myself are like a big family. Yeah, I hug trees. I love them! It looks suspicious... Yes... The Blood Red Stone delivered at last... We will grant him a token of our recognition. Underburg It's like that dark hole over there is staring at me, man! Hello. This is my room... I'm getting tired just looking at you. Can you please leave? Will he be yet another in the tale of failures that is mankind? Yet they all break at some point, we have known it. Out of the men from the muddy below, some rise and stand out for brief moments in time. According to to recent findings it has become clear that the civilization here started to build a tower-like structure. However, the building process was halted, so the tower was never completed. You know the Babe is to be blamed for this. You curse yourself for falling into this bog? Stop it. So, continue with what you were doing! I don't mind! I do like your company! Face it. We will never see her. She is as real as a fairy or a ghost. Yes... Deliver the Blood Red Stone, and we will bestow upon him a favour no mortal would dare ask for. Wait my love! I'm coming for you! Just a couple more times before I venture up there... But I'd like to prepare some more first... I will save you Ghost Lady! From the evil demons! Silver Coin Play, play! Hihihi! Friend is back! Happy happy! then where would the legend come from? If no one has been to the top, ... It's warm and fertile, you know? Reminds me of that old fairy tale. I love this dirt... I'll give it another go! Right after this nap... Extras "The Encyclopedia of Knowledge" "Little Book of Little Secrets" "Big Book of Big Secrets" There are some books on the shelf. "Demonic Rites - With Pictures" You look like a dude on my wavelength! Sure, take the hat, keep it bro! What, you want this cool jacket too? Well I gotta tell you, it's for true scholars only... To really be part of this academy you first gotta prove you have an open mind! Hmm... Have you seen those nice mushrooms around this place? They are hidden everywhere in this forest. Yeah, that's your rite of initiation, man! Bring me [gold_count] mushrooms and you'll be a true member of the forest scholars. Blood Red Stones Writing is engraved in the stone "Stone was erected by Kurt of Kelp. Be thankful her spirit remains, visiting us day after day, after all this time. It is proof that she is alive and well! We must be thankful." Graphics You still don't have [gold_count] gold? What a shame... ... Quite impressive, is it not? What think you of my kingdom, little one? Oh...! Hail to you, little spirit. The Mountain King is who I am. You see, from here I can just about watch over my whole kingdom. All through the world my realm reaches. From the little fairies playing around in the moss below... ...all the way to the mountain stones up above. But I recognise you not. From where did you come? I only get to see her ghost, you say? Well that is enough for me! Living the daily life like this is the dream! I might just settle down here! Assistant Level Design ...h... h-er chest... ...haunts my mind... no... ...can I... so pleasing... Jumps : <number> Day 187 It appears my journey is at its end. It seems it was not meant to be me after all. For so long I believed… But when I reached THAT place, there was nothing I could do... Perhaps I can find someplace to stay back in Bogtown. I wonder if they will believe me… It's more fun to see you jump when you actually try! It makes the fall more emotional, you know? Just think what they could have built if they lived today! The people building these ruins most certainly must have been proficient builders! The details, the forms, all of it is astonishing! It'll be [gold_count] silver for 'em. Can't stop thinking about those boots, huh? Ah, hello again friend. Colossal Drain The thick snow prohibits calculated leaps. Hihihi! Stay longer! Pleease? I need to stay with the flower! Stay with me a little while longer! ...never u... u-nderstood... ...he... ...filthy beard... ...old... ...senile... Yes Please wait... The sewers are so clean! You could probably eat from the floor even! Yeah, I could see myself living there! I know, I'll go there! ... Tomorrow... ...the l... l-ight... no... ...that l-ight... ...a... a-way... Menu You probably reached your peak anyways! Heh... Yep! Forever! Forever! Hahaha! Stay forever! Extra special price, [gold_count] gold! Tired of falling? Then these boots are for you! Heh, heh, heh... Why you should continue? Did you forget about the babe already?! If she could just show herself..! Oohhh Ohh! I need my wife now, I can barely hold it anymore! Oh, I wish that I was young again! Then I would reach the babe in no time! Oh yes... POV <number> <string> Remain a King Cool hat. It has a pleasant scent. ...nonono... no... ...wh-? gone?... ...feel *wheeze* h... h-er touch... ...i... i... i-s it her...? All progress is saved automatically. I saw when they halted time itself to keep this charade going. I have seen it all. I have seen it all, and you are no different from all those other fools. I saw the mold fester and grow while she didn't move a finger. I alone, chosen by her ethereal call, can accomplish this monumental task." Only I am guarded by her spirit. I have seen it. It will make sure I arrive safely. Do not. To all weaklings who should take this dangerous mission upon yourselves, I say: But for her savior the Babe has chosen me, Thomas of Tawny. I admire the courage of heroes trying to save the Babe. "Stone erected by Thomas of Tawny. Heed my message. Writing is engraved in the stone. Pleease? Stay longer! Stay with me a little while longer! I need to stay with the flower! Silver Coins The Tower Alright man, not everyone's rich. No worries. Don't look at me like that, they only have themselves to blame, not me! Trolls are pretty gullible. Just show them something shiny and they will buy it. I just give them what they want. Yeah. I haven't seen that magpie for a while now! Pity, it would have made for a good meal... Heh, heh, heh... Solid gold. The quality seems impossible to recreate with human tools. So you're bringing ghosts with you down here now huh? What's that behind you? I have my right, you know! What is your problem? Hmm? Fish swim, Birds fly, Men fall. ... It must have been her... I reached the babe once! A red stone with an alluring sheen, it seems as though it is staring back. Attribution Hmm...? I remember some beautiful meadows above the fort! Ah yes, flowery fields... And she knows it! ... Us, reaching the Babe? Hah! Nonsense... Damn it... Curses be upon her! Fall for me more! Heheheh! It makes me feel so blessed! Watching you fall over and over... The greatest King, that makes me! Of course it is so, for my kingdom is the only kingdom. Did you know my kingdom the biggest in the entire world is. ...belong to m... m... m-e... ...I would... ...babe of legend... ...babe... babe... Left! Right! Left! Right! Jump Left again! Nyihihi! Jump around! Tell me when you will make a serious attempt! Alright, alright! Hihihi! To prove that we are not mistaken, he will deliver us the Blood Red Stone. It is clear by his stance that he and us are alike - beings of absolute will. He should know he is fortunate... Weaker men have not been as lucky. How amusing, he approaches without shaking... Will he complete this task, or is he as weak and limp as they always are? If he does, we will bestow upon him a favour no mortal would dare ask for. I wonder if there is hidden treasure in any of these houses... ...the owners are probably long dead, right? In Collaboration With: Simply delightful! You just missed it, pal! She was here a moment ago! Ohhh! OOOHHHhh! I caught a fairy the other day! You want a peek? TOO BAD! Heh heh heh... Good day! Giant Boots Oh, you can't afford the humble price of [gold_count] gold? ...My condolences. Fonts from <string> Imagine flying through the sky! Not possible! But next best thing is these boots! For only [gold_count] gold you will feel like you're flying! Your miserable delusions will cost you dearly... A man who believes he is winged and free - is a man who will always fall. Controls Hi there bud! Oh, still all about the boots huh? Well, if you've got the [gold_count] silver on ya they're all yours! Ohh, where is she? I have waited for so long now! It must be time for her to come! *belp* hhhHHHRRrrkh! Meow! Keyboard And the big ones, oh yes! Life is all about the small pleasures. Like when I meet my wife! The Phantom Tower Staking out the correct place to jump, stuff like that. I used to be the top tactician. I'll gladly give you tips though. I don't really feel like attempting anymore, ever since we got cursed. Meoww. Ahem! Did you go back to that place from where you came, the side of spirits? Where otherwise have you been? Oh, it is you again. Out of sight you have been for a while. I was once like you, so innocent... Until I realised the truth about that wench. You fool, don't you understand she enjoys this? I need to stay with the flower! Stay with me a little while longer! Stay longer! Pleease? This guy tried to jump here too, just like you! You remind me of a funny thing that happened here once! He fell on the exact same spot twice in a row! Hahahahah! Wanna know what happened? Options Not very smart if you ask me! It was something foolish like... His “strategy” to get the babe? “Not fall” Er... A trendy and fashionable head ornament. Change Profile Inventory Crown Tunic A metal ring. It is quite heavy and cold to the touch. Level Design Shoes And fall! Good, don't think too much! Just jump! You're gonna make it if you listen to my advice some more! Still no luck? Times completed : <number> Tech/Software Manager The power of the magic crown was activated. Oh, hi. Watch out for the wind, friend. If you fall down, try not to land on the right side. You'll probably fall further than on the left side. Time : Ahhhh. She just left... This will keep me going until our next date, for sure! Inspect French If it wasn't for my age I'd be up again in no time! How nice it was, to walk in those fields. Hee, hee, hee... Co-Owner "7 Different Kinds of Poisons" "Five Steps to an Eternal Life" There are some books on the shelf. "Mushrooms You Should Not Eat and their Best Recipes" … There is an empty slot for a book. Ambience German No? How about you toss these when you're over there anyway? Hmm... I've thought about dumping all the bad and unusable shrooms into the hole... I do like your company! So, continue with what you were doing, I don't mind! When you're gone we will probably still be sitting right here. You'll turn into an old man before you know it. We've been like this forever though. Purrrrr..! Do join us! Ahh... Excellent! My venue of choice is... Right here! Care to join us? I will host a tea party with my wife to celebrate our anniversary! Heh, heh, heh... That's right! Once I jumped so high that I almost got to the babe in one leap! ... ...sense her... s... s-o clear... ...each step... up high... ...on me... The Dark Tower Programming She is a sly cat, that Queen lady... Messin' with people like that. People like thine own self, dawg! Unless thou already knew? Hahaha! Boys, look at his face! Of course he didn't! Stay here a while and you will understand everything... Come to your senses! Believe me, this is paradise compared to what you are chasing. This text doesn't leave until you leave. Test message. poopity scoop Display Timer In-Game Entertain me! Heheheh! Please! The babe couldn't possibly resist a man with these works of art on his feet! I saw you eyeing these boots! Get them while they're hot! [gold_count] gold! Hey, why do you jump up? Stay here more and play! Yeah, you don't wanna eat those... Way too spicy for a mere student like yourself! Have you tried out red mushrooms? They're pretty spicy! If you find some white ones you gotta leave them to me though. Music Just listen to me alright? Don't have the silver on ya? Don't sweat it, I'm sure you'll get it together. ...forever a... a-lways… ...mine... ...begone… no... no... no, nonono… English ( US ) Nice view from here! Hehehehe! If you do, stop nagging me they might. Always looking for someone to play with they are. Go down and play with the fairies, why not? I'd rather sit still... My back is itching... but I can't reach it! Or maybe I could, but I'd have to move my arm around my back. Buy these boots and never fall again! Tired of hitting your face on the ground over and over? [gold_count] gold! Satisfaction guaranteed! Remember, [gold_count] mushrooms! Now, where were we? Ah, yes... Falls : <number> He still shows a foolish attachment to his feeble-minded goal. If he brought us the Blood Red Stone we would be assured he is wiser. Should any legal inquiries or complaints arise, contact *unintelligible*, thank you for your cooperation! In addition I, Megildus Dreeg, shall rename this new shining centre of commerce, it shall hereby be known as Bargainburg! as the sole property of Merchant Megildus Dreeg. uncancellably and undeniably claimed, by right of previous owners blatant abandonement, is henceforth irrevocably, eternially, foreverally, This abandoned town, which is clearly abandoned, and which no-one lives in, "Town-Hall Board of Notice" The air is not so good to breathe. ...Hi. Try to hold your breath when you're out there. Director Ambience Profile status has changed.\nPlease sign into the previous profile and select retry to continue,\nor select menu to return to the main menu and lose any unsaved progress Scholar's Hat Prrr. Rrrrr... Mew? Mewp? Mroww? Meep? Mrow! Mew. Meow. Meow! Look at the decay and rot of this world, and dare tell me I am wrong?! You think the world is just? Hah, I used to be naive too. Thou gotta be jesting me! A mudman like thyself, reaching the Queen? How art thou gonna get up there without wings, man? It feels like I've watched you for quite some time now! Heheheheh! But I haven't had enough yet! Thank you please continue! Hehehehe! Chapel Perilous ...please... ...me? ...me... ...eyes piercing... King's Cape Hahaha! Yeah! They ain't messing with us no more, man! Now we be kickin' back eternally! Right boys? Thou know we had to stop time itself to keep our spot! Twas someone tryna mess with our joint! We were 'bout to lose it 'cos of this pesky torrent of water. Aye? We know it's cool lookin' alright! 'Tis our turf! Colossal Dungeon [gold_count] gold and they are yours forever! With these boots you will feel the sensation of flight! Say good-bye to falling ever again! Cancels in <number> Another innocent victim of her deceptive scheme... Ah... Well, you should get comfortable like the rest of us right away. How typical... Unless, of course, you are less intelligent than I had hoped. Forever! Forever! Stay forever! Hahaha! Press <string> Excuse me, but I have to get back to my studies of this marvelous artifact! A very interesting artistic decision to build it without a head. It just came to my attention that this statue here is missing its head! Special Thanks to: Hah, I would give that last one a 7 out of 10! It had a good resonance to it! It defies logic. I have studied the movements of the wind. You have the silver...! Alright, we've got ourselves a deal pal! Just don't complain to me if they're too big. Why then, do you persist? Birds fly, Men do not. It seems you are blind to the discrepancy between Bird and Man. Enabled Hahaha! Yeah! At least as huge as that bald fellow yonder! Damn, I'm cool! Someone ought to build a huge statue of me! House of Nine Lives Bargainburg Sleek, yellow shoes. Quality like this can not be bought. You'd do best to avoid sticking around for too long. This place is cursed. Snake Ring ...I wish... ...h... h-er legs ...long... s... s... s-o long... Sacrifice Crown Hoh, hoh, hoh... You better watch out! Yeah, I saw a ghost there myself! I heard the big house is haunted... Completed on attempt <number> - session <number> Bind main buttons Please scratch my head! I will ask my wife to introduce you to her sister! Think about it, we could be brothers in law! Hey pal! I feel like our friendship has really started to blossom! Right, brother!? I'm waiting for the big fish to swim around, as per usual. No big deal. Not enough? Hihihi! Hihihi! Quality Assurance The last guy that was here was done by now! Was he fast, or are you just slow? ... Probably the latter! ... How amusing, he approaches without shaking... He should know he is fortunate... Weaker men have not been as lucky. By his stance we see him as our like - a being of absolute will... To prove that we are not mistaken, he will deliver us the Blood Red Stone. Hahaha! Mud man! Don't thou belong down in the bog? What art thou doing here, amigo? I don't like the look that dark hole is giving me bro... Totally messes up my moustache! Wings are made for flying. Feet are made for crawling. She must really be something... A beauty, I'm sure! Heh, heh, heh... Game Capture in OBS or in-game fullscreen DOES NOT WORK at the moment. Hee, hee, hee... A man can dream! I still hope to get a glance of her! I heard someone fall at least a 100 times! Glad it wasn't me! Heh, heh, heh... The leaves on that tree are red! What is the colour of her hair? Hmm... Besides, my skin has hardened and turned into stone. I don't really feel like moving. Should he bring the Blood Red Stone he may yet have a chance of our consideration. He has yet to prove his worth... Could you please stop looking at me? You are making me uncomfortable. Not enough on you? Times are hard indeed... Anyways, Will he deliver the Blood Red Stone, or is he as weak and limp as they always are? Did you hear that, dude? Wait! - I can't believe that thing! That dark hole is calling... I've said I will never ever place as much as a single toe in that void! Bugstalk In order to appropriately punish prisoners we have to introduce a time limit to the outdoor visit. "New rule" The new limit is set to one week. Cells are continuously occupied as of now. You can complain to management if you have any issues with this decision. Oh! Almost time for our date! If you would give us some privacy please? Looking good! I'll take that... Oh! You have the gold!? Put them on and leap away! And here you go! Extra-Special Performance-Enhancing Boots! Always they seem to think that I want to play with them. Can they not find someone else, I ponder? Through my kingdom I enjoy strolling, and mostly in the mountain stones. When to the fairies down below I wander they become a bit too excited. It's gonna start staring back! Don't stare too long into that dark hole over there. I gotta warn you... Fellow free-thinker! Hahaha! You look funny! Disappointing. A chapel? I never expected you to be a liar. I would like to, but I just can't. Don't be ridiculous! We have to keep watch here. The Babe? Your kind came from the mud. Man was made to grovel in the dirt of his ancestors. Your pursuit of flight, it is unnatural. for my kingdom is the world. Is there a grander hall in this world? I think not, Feast your eyes upon my wealth and splendor! A golden trinket with a hole in it. but sunflower seeds are his favourite. He's not a picky eater, Don't give her too much, Annie: pumpkin seeds - but they gotta be roasted first! Jimbo: hazelnut. "Favourite Snacks" Stef: sunflower seeds. He's still tiny but we're getting there! she is already so big... Options Pleasure doing business with you! Heh heh heh! Consider yourself lucky. There are some books on the shelf. "Winning at Equivalent Exchange" "Taming Dragons" "Big Book of Magical Beasts" "Sing-a-long Curse Songs" I must leave now. Please, rescue me... I can barely keep going without your warmth, Wilhelm. I am held captive at The Top by evil demons... Wilhelm, please hear my voice... And then... You must rescue me! "Stone was erected by Wilhelm of Wisteria. Writing is engraved in the stone. Her message follows, let her voice may remembered: The babe has chosen me; she came to me in a vision. Total Stats Hahaha! Thou clambered all the way here 'cos of the old ghost story? Thou know 'tis a hoax, right? She's been messing with thee! Better than falling back to the bog though, right? Ohoh, an unfortunate fall! It's been a while now since I last saw her! She should be here any minute now! I can hardly wait! Mmmh! Ahhh! Hee, hee, hee... How do you feel? I'm feeling good! Blue Ruin Russian Stormwall Pass That dark hole... It's just... Whoah... Mind-boggling... We are supposed to keep a look-out here, but I'm the only one doing any work. He's over there in that other house. Did you talk to my brother? Where are you going, little one? Up and down you jump, all over the world. Game Director Designer Heh, heh, heh... Go on then, get up there! So you're gonna get that babe, right? You have heard the legend too? It's you again! Finally, I can get some real entertainment once more! Heh heh! Please! Continue! Don't mind me! Hehehe! A pointy green hat, made of hardened cloth. I must ask that you don't get too close to her. Did you see my beloved up there? Give her some time, brother! She'll warm up to you, too! She is very shy! I'm sure she would be too embarrassed and hide! I could get comfortable here... Yes, maybe I will try again some other time. But then again, could it be the legends are true?" "I have had enough. My feet hurt from all the jumping, I have fallen too many times to count... How long has it been by now? I should just stay here this time, yes, why try when victory is not certain? All this struggle, for what? Never have I even been rewarded with as much as a glimpse! Gold Rings Art Director Be selective about your facts, that's all! Heh! I'm not a liar buddy... people simply don't ask the right questions. It's tough, but in business you gotta avoid telling them what they don't want to hear. New Babe+ They have a very cool design, with wings at the heels. No Heh, heh, heh... What a funny yellow hat! Can I have it? You have heard the legen- Hmm? ... Jump King ... ... ... ... Continue Each and every subject in my kingdom I appreciate. And like me back they do. Understand through this that I am a good King. Hihi! Mine is green! What is your favorite color? Hahahahaha! Heheheheheh! SPLART! SPLURT! SPLOFF! SPLAT! I will never get enough of this! That's the sound of you falling! Why did you stop jumping? Go on, get back up there! Heh, heh, heh... The Babe? I mean, sure, I would like to reach her. But I don't really feel like trying. You understand, right? ... ...i sense her... s... s-o clear... ...each step... up high... ...on me... Project Managers Mine is green! What is your favorite color? Er, I mean, took a break! He probably gave up too... Apparently he had “calculated” a “strategy” to get the babe! You remind me of this really sour guy that passed by once! (phew!) Heh, heh, heh... Pah! Didn't think so! Have you seen her yet? Play, play! Friend is back! Happy happy! Hihihi! If you were broke you could have said so from the start... But those who rise above the great unwashed, can we still call them men? Or have they become something greater? The fate of mankind is to be ruled over by supreme beings such as us. Friend is back! Happy happy! Hihihi! Play, play! Doing anything is such a hassle... I've been sitting here for a while now. Don't really have any reason to move... What you experienced up there... ... ... was nothing more than a pitiful delusion. afore dawns a new age smoking hot?" the will to live it forgot. Until comes a day, of fortune and flame, a new king her blessing earns. But 'til then say, how long shall it take, A poem is engraved in the stone. "Blight on the land, her grief no bound had, her ghost for its hero yearn'd. World dried to sand, drained by her hand, SFX That conman must have taken me for a fool. He never offered a shred of evidence of their supposed abilities. I came upon a peddler of so-called "magic boots" once. © 2019 Nexile Hoh, hoh, hoh... full of treasure! She probably has a great chest - Heh, heh, heh... It's all the same to you, right? Or was it four times? Ring the bell on the northern tower thrice, and your deepest wish is granted! Play, play! Yippie! A friend! Happy happy! Hoh? Ooh? Resume Nothing could stop you with these beauties on! Have you been to the babe yet? - Of course not! How could you hope to reach her with those old boots on? But you are in luck! For only [gold_count] these very-special boots can be yours! ...mmh... pungent... ...s... s-trange winds... ...behind her... Save & Exit Keep changes? I think it's pretty clear who won. Hehehe! Smell ya later! ... No, the other guy didn't look like you. Did you go through here earlier? Come closer so I can take a look at your face. They said he had a blue helmet. I really enjoy this grove. Nice mushroom population... Comfortable and nice... Watching you fall over and over never gets old! Hahahahehe! A nice and comfortable tunic. It comes with a fashionable belt. It appears there aren't many other customers around... You don't happen to have any rich friends? The greatness of my kingdom behold with awe. For I, the King, am equally as monumental. What is your favorite color? Mine is green! Other Babes Audio New Game Japanese Localisation Extra sale! Performance-enhancing boots! Exclusive and Limited Time Offer of [gold_count] gold! Soon I will save her! She deserves nothing less! I will need to prepare... Sometimes I think, "I can't just sit around while the demons are torturing my wife!" Ahhh... I will be ready soon! Greetings, colleague-bro. What if, you go save my wife - and I wait for her to appear here again! I have an idea! I can let her know I have arranged for her rescue! It will be perfect! You seem to have been through a lot of crap! Heh, heh, heh... This is proof that I, Wilhelm of Wisteria, am the chosen hero." I once caught a whiff of her! It must have been her... Hee, hee, hee... "Attention" Desks and personal belongings are expected to be moved out by Friday. Any items left behind will get thrown out. Hahaha! Mud men never learn do they fellas? With laughter! She be crying right now, I'd wager... Art thou still tryna get to the Queen? What up, little guy? I will wait here. Hmm?! A fellow jumper? How unusual. I salute you for coming this far, but I am afraid this is the end of the road for us. Just wait until you see what is ahead. Down here naught can warm it, no not even gold So I rise and attempt once again, fearing not "Jumpers' Poem" Jumping and falling, my heart is turned cold My heart resting sure that the babe remains hot Hihihi! ... ... ... ... Heh, heh, heh... So many fun attractions! Have you been to the carnival yet? Redcrown Woods